“Trump Swamp Diplomacy: NCAA Champs Named Gatorland Ambassadors as Alligators Eye Political Power”
May 22, 2025

President Trump has named the University of Florida Gators, 2025 NCAA champions, as Honorary Ambassadors to the newly established nation of Gatorland, sparking a blend of sport and politics that leaves many baffled.

MAGA & Mayhem

Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Promises Tax Cuts, Free Golf Carts for All Americans

President Donald Trump is expected to address the House GOP today, rallying support for his latest legislative brainchild, the "One Big Beautiful Bill Act." This bill, which recently squeaked through

20
May
Trump Strikes Deal to Return Statue of Liberty—But Only If a Giant Trump Statue Takes Its Place

In a stunning turn of events that has left historians, sculptors, and French diplomats in disbelief, Donald Trump has declared he is willing to return the Statue of Liberty to

18
Mar
The Mystery of Trump’s Blue Hand: “I’ve Been Coloring Too Hard”

President Donald Trump reveals his blue-stained hand is the result of excessive coloring, blaming "cheap markers" and his artistic dedication.

10
Mar

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