Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Promises Tax Cuts, Free Golf Carts for All Americans
President Donald Trump is expected to address the House GOP today, rallying support for his
Trump Strikes Deal to Return Statue of Liberty—But Only If a Giant Trump Statue Takes Its Place
In a stunning turn of events that has left historians, sculptors, and French diplomats in
The Mystery of Trump’s Blue Hand: “I’ve Been Coloring Too Hard”
President Donald Trump reveals his blue-stained hand is the result of excessive coloring, blaming "cheap
Trump Claims He Can Stop Earth’s Rotation to Create “The Greatest Sunsets Ever”
President Donald Trump has announced that he will stop the Earth’s rotation in order to
Trump Claims He Was the First Man on the Moon
President Donald Trump claimed that he, not Neil Armstrong, was actually the first man to
AI Predicts Trump Will Still Be President of His Golf Club in 2050
A top artificial intelligence model has predicted that in the year 2050, Donald J. Trump
Trump Demands Bigger Role in Home Alone 2 Remake: “I Was the Real Star”
President Donald Trump has announced that he will only approve a Home Alone 2 remake
Donald Trump Unveils World’s First Solid Gold Turd: “The Most Beautiful Crap Ever Created”
President Donald Trump has officially unveiled the world's first solid gold turd, allegedly produced on